Aliens Versus Angels

'And he sent his only son, Space Jesus, to save us...'

One Man Bands Versus Marching Bands

If I keep being nice to one man bands, people are going to talk...

One Man Bands Versus Clowns

Felt it was time to give a little back to the one man bands of the world...

Mummies Versus Cleaners

Funeral Directors Versus Cheerleaders

Customs Officers Versus Sports Commentators

Cannibals Versus Doctors

Mummies Versus Antique Dealers

'I can see you've put your heart into preserving this piece...wait, is that an actual heart?'

Customs Officers Versus Thespians

Cannibals Versus Dietitians

Aliens Versus Astronauts

'To boldly go where no one has gone bef-oh, they have? Meh.'

Magicians Versus Knights

Pool Sharks Versus Lifeguards

Pirates Versus Wine Tasters

Magicians Versus Chefs

Boxers Versus Comedians

Invisible Men Versus Lawyers

'So what was I wearing at the time?'

'...'

'Ah-ha!'

Feminists Versus Boxers

'Hit in the head for a living? Maybe think a bit more before speaking...'

Directors Versus Newsreaders

Chess Players Versus Accident Lawyers